Happy Birthday, Jessica Simpson!

Jessica Simpson is 30 today. Happy birthday, baby!

The singer-actress's career is definitely on a downward trajectory - there was a time when she produced multi-platinum pop albums, now we get The Price of Beauty.

But at the very least, it's unlikely she'll get dumped on her birthday two straight years. Unless Eric Johnson takes his cues from Tony Romo. You better not, Eric!

In any case, we salute you, Jessica Simpson. We can't wait to cover you for another year, provided you find new ways of staying relevant enough. Good luck!!

Here are some of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures, past and present ...

(thehollywoodgossip)

Eric Johnson: Dating Jessica Simpson!

Having officially cursed the Dallas Cowboys via her two-year relationship with quarterback Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson is moving on to the San Francisco 49ers.

A source close to the singer confirms that she's dating former NFL tight end Eric Johnson, telling People the pair have been together for about a month and: "She is happy that she found a great guy. She's really happy."

Johnson last played professional football in 2007 and retired with nine career touchdown receptions. He's a graduate of Yale University, causing many to wonder what the heck he talks about with Simpson.

Simpson isn't the only large-breasted celebrity to nab herself a receiver this season. Kim Kardashian has been spotted out with Miles Austin, while Lindsay Lohan is reportedly dating Eilat Anschel.

She's never played in the NFL, but is on the receiving end of a Lohan meltdown every night. (thehollywoodgossip)

Jessica Simpson Talks About Her New Diet

Shocked my system with a vegan diet, special Pu-erh tea from China, and cupping since friday! Who am I right now? This might be too clean!
Has anyone ever tried cupping? When u know you are doing something good for ur body the meditation creates intense visions. Love it!

… says Jessica.